they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.

(via bethanyenchanted)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

purgatorybitches:

I’m still laughing my ass off at my desktop.

(via bethanyenchanted)

goagainsthegrain:

barbiefart:

beautilation:

rose mcgowan giving zero fucks at the 1999 vmas 

love her

perfect

(via nbaum)

snapchatting:

you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life

(via jesuschristvevo)

dumpsterfetus:

art

(Source: tontoneti, via nbaum)

(Source: bakafresh, via nbaum)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via nbaum)

lameborghini:

for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids

(via nbaum)